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WORLD WIDE SHEEP NEWS REPORTING A MAJOR FAIL BY THE ONE AND ONLY FRATMAN CALVIN

CAL CREW ~CC~ 4LIFE

CALVIN = DICTATOR
FUCKINSTEVE = SEC OF DEFENSE
THEGOOSE = SEC OF STATE
=SEC OF COMMERCE
RYANGUY = BLOGGER
MISSLIZZ = ATTORNEY GENERAL
LOLOLO1 = PERSONAL ASSISTANT CHRISTIAN1989 = MINISTER OF MASSAGE
BEN(BENJY47) = STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER
JED = MINISTER OF EDUCATION
CHUCK1 = PERSONAL VALET
DICKERR = REAR ADMIRAL
CHASE(IA) = INSPECTOR OF GENITALIA
PITS = ADORABLE FAN
JAMIE22UK = INSPECOR OF TEETH
BOYZ4FUN = WEED GROWER
GRAEHAWKE = MISSIONARY BOTTOM
MASTER_BATES = DIRECTOR OF SKIN MAINTANCE
TEAL = ASSISTANT BOTTOM
CANYON = GUARDIAN OF MY HEART
TEARLE = SPEECH WRITER
TOIL (THEONEILOVE) = SHRINK
STORMTRACKER = METEROLOGISIST
KRYSTALA = MAID
SCOTTJACOB317 = COAST GUARD
SLIMERS = CHIEF JUSTICE
MOJO = DIRECTOR OF HOMELAND SECURITY
LOVEMATT = COM TROLLER OF CURRENCY
SHOUTHERNBOY2010 = ENVIRONMENTALIST
KARDON = MINISTER OF TECHNOLOGY
BJB = MINISTER OF MUSIC
MODERIC = SECRATERY OF MANUFRACTURING

CALVINS STATS

DOB: JANUARY 13, 1988
HEIGHT: 5' 8.5"
WEIGHT: 142 LBS
SHIRT SIZE: MEDIUM
PANTS SIZE: 32 x 32
SHOE SIZE: 91/2
UNDERWEAR SIZE: MEDIUM
SHORTS SIZE: 32
FAVORITE MOVIE: HANGOVER
FAVORITE FOOD: PIZZA WITH RANCH FOR DIPPING
FAVORITE JUNK FOOD: SWEET AND SOUR THINGS OR CHOCOLATE
FAVORITE SONG: "GRAVITY" BY OURLADYPEACE
FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC: EVERYTHING!!!!
FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: REVERSE COWGIRL
PLACE IN THE WORLD TO VISIT: VENICE ITALY, OR RIO MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL MOMENT: WELL OK.. SO GURL AND I WENT TO FOREST AFTER LETS SAY SMOKING A LITTLE ROPE LOL WE STARTED GETTING IT ON AND IT FELT SO GOOD AND I CAM.. IT FELT LIKE IT WAS AN HOUR LONG! BUT SHE WAS UPSET. AFTER I SAID I WAS DONE SHE SAID "REALLY?" LOL COME TO FIND OUT THE HOUR FEELING WAS REALLY ONLY A MINUTE LONG ABOUT SHE SAID..

MOST OUTRAGEOUS PLACE YOU'VE HAD SEX, ALONE OR WITH A PARTNER OR BOTH: HAHA WELL, IM CURIOUS HOW YOU HAVE SEX WITH YOURSELF HEHE BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ;) I'VE DONE IT ON A CEMENT POPULATED WALKING/BIKING TRAIL UNDERNEATH A BRIDGE PASSAGE. ALMOST GOT IT ON IN A BASKETBALL STADIUM BUT WAS WAY TO NERVOUS OF GETTING CAUGHT.. SHE WASN'T OF AGE YET.. :O

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